The Lasagna

When your fucking your girlfreind when shes on her period and before you cum you pullout put the blood in your hand and cum on it. Then you slap her in the face with the bloody cum (lasagna)

i fed that bitch the lasagna

by cum dumpster_08 October 8, 2008

Lasagna

Pasta cake.

Yummmm... Lasagna.

by Cabbage_Hat August 14, 2009

Lasagna

Seriously? You search Lasagna?

You really need to eat lasagna right now.

by Crushmind April 20, 2012

Lasagna

One of Garfield's favorite foods to eat.

Garfield always eats lasagna before it can cool

by claustrophobic chicken February 7, 2005

Lasagna

A sorta of farewell used when "Goodbye" isn't enough

"See you tomorrow, dude!"
"A-sta-lasagna!"

by Big Dick Damien January 21, 2018

lasagna

Either
1. God, in edible form, or
2. the food of the gods.

Lasagna is the best food on this earth.

by Adrian June 7, 2007

lasagna

Namely, the lasagna noodles, with their wavy edges resembling a woman's labia.

I ate her lasagna for hours. Gladly, there was no cottage or ricotta cheese to speak of.

by Mark"roadhouse"Jones September 29, 2010