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The Jonas Brothers worst boy band ever to walk this planet. consists of Joe Jonas, Nick Jonas, and Kevin Jonas. have the worst songs ever. are ugly, gay, and have three way oragys.retarts.

also related to Frankie Jonas
"Don't you just hate the Jonas Brothers??"
"The Jonas Brothers suck cock!"
"Who else but the retarted Brothers??"
by dark princess January 09, 2008
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There are four known definitions:-
1) OMJ theyr sooooooooooooo hawt theyre da best musicans EVA n if u dnt lyk em ur jst jelos
2) Synonyms for 'faggot'

3) Talentless boy band that have been ruthlessly exploited by the new Disney to sell sex to young straight girls and gay boys. A stain on the honour of Walt Disney.
4) Synonyms for 'paedophile'
1) "OMJ did u c the Jonas Brothers concert last nite theyre soooo hawt & gorjus etc. ..."
2) "He's such a Jonas Brother, dude."
3) "If only Disney stopped making Jonas Brothers. BRING BACK THE MOUSE MOTHERFUCKERS!"
4) "Oh Lord, that old guy's looking at me weirdly, I hope he's not a Jonas Brother..."
by The Infinite Sadness May 30, 2009
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Three sexually confused brothers, who have no talent whatsoever.
They also are extremely unattractive and llok nothing alike.
by Bethy Ramone October 06, 2008
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Prepubescent queers that suck at life and attempting to make music. The youngest queer, Nick, dated Hannah fucking Montana...that says it all.
"Hey Joe, look at that guy over there. What a bod!" says the youngest of the Jonas Brothers, Nick.
"That one over there is even hotter!" said Kevin
by IdOnTlIkEtHeJoNaSbRoThErS September 07, 2008
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The definition of everything that is wrong with music in this day and age.
Teenage girl 1: OMG OMG OMG The Jo Bro's!!! there so awesome!!!

Teenage girl 2: OMG OMG OMG i know right!!!!!! I was at their last music concert!!!

Dad: That wasn't music it was the Jonas Brothers......... O__o
by But, Honestly July 09, 2010
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An annoying boy band that consists of absolutely NO Straight-Guy fans..
They're only liked because every 10-16 year-old-girl/homo thinks that they're "uber hawtt!!"
Even though they forget the lyrics to a legend's song and don't have very much talent.. they still became extremely famous.. somehow..
The Jonas Brothers (Nick Jonas): Very superstitious, writings on the wall, very superstitious.. ummowajfios
Audience: *Hides laughter and disappointment*
by JonasBrothers=Queers July 17, 2009
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The Jonas Brothers were once a popular boy band that was all the rage about two years ago. They were a trio of morons, or three brothers that probably took turns giving eachother blow jobs every night before bed. They would go on-stage and pose with Gibson guitars that they couldn't even play. I mean, why would you need to play them when you could just have a backing band do it for you? They sing like they're constipated, they write cliche cheesy lyrics that the tweenie-bop mongoloids just went batshit crazy for. However, like all shitty products of Disney, they fell and faded away about a year ago and will most likely never come back. That is a good thing.
Last year, I always hoped that the Jonas Brothers would crash into a telephone pole while they were in their car having butt sex. Now a year later, that wish has sort of come true...except they aren't dead. Damn!
by Marco K. June 01, 2010
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