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The most Smexxii Villain of all time! Totally owns Batman and rules Gotham. An extremely hot and intellegent man.

Refrence to Heath Ledgers Joker
Boy:Wow The Joker is making Batman jizz his pants!

Girl:ha, um, ha how weird! (said Nervously)
by IdoLoveTheJoker January 24, 2010
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When going down on a chick, you notice the tampon string, you clench it with your teeth and vigorously shake the bloody tampon back and forth, leaving bloody marks from ear to ear. After spitting the tampon out, you look her deep in the eyes while saying, "Why so serious?"
I never heard from my girlfriend again after performing The Joker.
by 289rawdogs February 21, 2015
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a drink created by me and my degenerate friends. it consists of 1/3 bacardi 151, 1/3 wild turkey 101 proof, and red bull. order this at a bar and depending on your weight u should be blacked out within 3 to 5 drinks.
I had one too many jokers last night that i ended up waking up next to two of the fatest girls i have ever seen in my life. the joker ruined my life
by master p 397 February 24, 2009
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The Joker as used in sexual reference:

The act of removing a tampon at the string by mouth from a womans vagina while on her period. Once removed, the bloody tampon is swung back and forth by the string "while still in the teeth" as if shaking your head "no."

The blood like smile/outline from ear to ear that is left behind is know as "The Joker."
(Similar to the make-up smile on the Joker)
That girl was down for ANYTHING last night!
She even let me perform The Joker on her...
by Indetrucks February 17, 2011
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A very sick sexual act. Why some find this stimulating i'll never know.
When the woman is having her menstrual peiod, the man gives oral sex and wipes his face sideways across the vagina several times. Having a blood-stained "smile" on his face he looks up to her and says "Why so serious?".
1: i did the joker to my girlfriend last night.
2: Dude, why do you always tell me this shit!?
by kjun134576 March 24, 2009
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The Joker is a sexual maneuver performed by a man having sex with a woman on her period. The man sticks two fingers into her pussy and then inserts his bloodied fingers into her mouth, thus giving her a bloody smile a la The Joker. When she turns around to angrily ask what he's doing, he exclaims, "WHY SO SERIOUS???"
Chris told me that he pulled off The Joker last night. That explains why his girlfriend is so upset!
by dudekakke August 29, 2008
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while fucking a girl from behind, you stick both of your forefingers in the corners of her mouth and lift up and away creating the joker
it didnt look like she was enjoying the anal sex as much as i was so i gave her the joker
by balls to tha wall July 30, 2004
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