The most Smexxii Villain of all time! Totally owns Batman and rules Gotham. An extremely hot and intellegent man.

Refrence to Heath Ledgers Joker
Boy:Wow The Joker is making Batman jizz his pants!

Girl:ha, um, ha how weird! (said Nervously)
by IdoLoveTheJoker January 24, 2010
When going down on a chick, you notice the tampon string, you clench it with your teeth and vigorously shake the bloody tampon back and forth, leaving bloody marks from ear to ear. After spitting the tampon out, you look her deep in the eyes while saying, "Why so serious?"
I never heard from my girlfriend again after performing The Joker.
by 289rawdogs February 21, 2015
a drink created by me and my degenerate friends. it consists of 1/3 bacardi 151, 1/3 wild turkey 101 proof, and red bull. order this at a bar and depending on your weight u should be blacked out within 3 to 5 drinks.
I had one too many jokers last night that i ended up waking up next to two of the fatest girls i have ever seen in my life. the joker ruined my life
by master p 397 February 24, 2009
The Joker as used in sexual reference:

The act of removing a tampon at the string by mouth from a womans vagina while on her period. Once removed, the bloody tampon is swung back and forth by the string "while still in the teeth" as if shaking your head "no."

The blood like smile/outline from ear to ear that is left behind is know as "The Joker."
(Similar to the make-up smile on the Joker)
That girl was down for ANYTHING last night!
She even let me perform The Joker on her...
by Indetrucks February 17, 2011
A very sick sexual act. Why some find this stimulating i'll never know.
When the woman is having her menstrual peiod, the man gives oral sex and wipes his face sideways across the vagina several times. Having a blood-stained "smile" on his face he looks up to her and says "Why so serious?".
1: i did the joker to my girlfriend last night.
2: Dude, why do you always tell me this shit!?
by kjun134576 March 24, 2009
a sexual act which involves a guy having sex with a girl who is on her period, then pulling out and dickslapping her on both sides of the face, resembling the joker from batman.
guy 1: my missus is on the blob.

guy 2: you should straight up joker her!

guy 1: what?!?

guy 2: fuck her then dickslap her! she'll look like the joker from batman dude!
by bobbypear February 11, 2012
When a man has sex with a girl on her period, he takes his dick out and rubs it on her lips making it look like The Joker from The Dark Knight. When she gets pissed, ask her "why so serious?"
"Joe gave me The Joker last night, it was disgusting."
"HAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"Thats not funny!!"
"Why so serious?"
by timx21 January 24, 2012

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