The Jesus of Dating

Someone who is so good at dating (Getting hot chicks with no competition, while their friends fool themselves into going after the ugly chicks) they are like Jesus, only in the context of dating. For more information on The Jesus of Dating, see: Rasalom

Wow, look at that guy getting all of those hot girls! He is surely The Jesus of Dating.

by Kelset January 20, 2008

Jesus' prom date

A term used to describe someone very old.

This lady was so old she must have been Jesus' prom date.

OR
That guy was so old he knew Jesus' prom date.

by Hikkin December 19, 2012