The morally repugnant, visually deplorable, and physically gruesome act of engaging in sexual intercourse with an extremely robust woman who was most likely the failed genetic offspring of a reproductive scientist's attempt to crossbreed Rosie O'Donnell, an Amazonian Manatee, a Naked Mole Rat, Chris Farley, and a Blobfish. Often, doing "The Hoskins" is caused by ingesting massive amounts of alcohol, poor friendship, and a serious psychological defect which allows the perpetrator to push past the normal threshold where an average person would succumb to violent puking seizures and the complete retraction of the male reproductive organs inside the body (as a turtle does when danger is near).
Additionally, "The Hoskins" may refer to a dance move in which an individual outstretches their arms in a semi-circular fashion (as if trying to give a bear hug), bends their knees, and furiously thrusts their pelvis at a number of different speeds and angles. "The Back Brace" is a popular variation of "The Hoskins" in which the dancer places one hand upon the lower back while making facial expressions that indicate severe pain and discomfort.
Additionally, "The Hoskins" may refer to a dance move in which an individual outstretches their arms in a semi-circular fashion (as if trying to give a bear hug), bends their knees, and furiously thrusts their pelvis at a number of different speeds and angles. "The Back Brace" is a popular variation of "The Hoskins" in which the dancer places one hand upon the lower back while making facial expressions that indicate severe pain and discomfort.
Jim: "Hey Don, did you hear about M.J. last weekend? He did 'The Hoskins'!!!"
Don: "That sick fucker. I wouldn't do The Hoskins with someone else's dick and the ability to erase memories!"
Or
Girl 1: "What is that guy doing over there?"
Girl 2: "I think he's doing "The Hoskins" with the back brace variation."
Girl 1: "That is sooo sexy. I wish someone would teach me how to do "The Hoskins"!
Don: "That sick fucker. I wouldn't do The Hoskins with someone else's dick and the ability to erase memories!"
Or
Girl 1: "What is that guy doing over there?"
Girl 2: "I think he's doing "The Hoskins" with the back brace variation."
Girl 1: "That is sooo sexy. I wish someone would teach me how to do "The Hoskins"!
by Mr. Will November 9, 2010
The act of failing a class in with a teacher completely overloads everyone with work. When a Teacher is an elitest and gives more work to those failing and less to those passing. And the teacher must be outrageously corny and love puns.
by Hosking Survivor November 15, 2007
A person who has lightning fast reflexes and always knows your weaknesses. As mentally sharp as they are physically strong, they are aloof and stoic, prefer to wear dark colours, know how to fly a helicopter, and usually have a past shrouded in mystery.
A Hoskins will either make a tremendous ally, or a highly dangerous and intimidating adversary.
Women will be attracted to him.
A Hoskins will either make a tremendous ally, or a highly dangerous and intimidating adversary.
Women will be attracted to him.
by galacticbeetroot July 21, 2010
the name given to someone who is much to strong for normal society.Damaging Punches like the K.O are thrown
by Roods March 7, 2008
*teacher doing class register*
Teacher: Megan HOSKINS
Megan: IT'S FUCKING HOSKN, NO S, NO NOTHING. H. O. S. K. I . N.
Teacher: Megan HOSKINS
Megan: IT'S FUCKING HOSKN, NO S, NO NOTHING. H. O. S. K. I . N.
by How fun! July 14, 2019
An associate at a large law firm in New York who is know to be a total cunt. A hoskins is a cunt that will never leave a law firm because she/he believes they have the chance to make partner even thought everyone hates them and they have no chance in hell. They are also refered to as Reba's or C's. C being short for Cunt Face.
Hoskins: "Hi, Um could you please do this totally pointless shit for me?"
Normal Lawyer: You stupid cunt what is the point of this?
Hoskins: I am a powerful attorney and instead of staying at home and having babies like I am suppose to, I have decided to be a total Hoskins or a Reba or a C. Whatever you prefer to call me. Oh yeah, and my vagina stinks because I work 100 hour weeks but I will still never make partner.
Normal Lawyer: You stupid cunt what is the point of this?
Hoskins: I am a powerful attorney and instead of staying at home and having babies like I am suppose to, I have decided to be a total Hoskins or a Reba or a C. Whatever you prefer to call me. Oh yeah, and my vagina stinks because I work 100 hour weeks but I will still never make partner.
by Wachtell Partner March 2, 2007