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3.
a condition that straight men contract when discussing things of a sexual nature concerning other men in a possible attempt to be funny, but the listener isn't quite sure.
Guy one to guy two: "I just wish he had big tits, and was bouncing on top of me."

Listener: "He has the ghey too?"
by QOFU August 22, 2008
 
1.
n., AKA the Killers.
First invented by the genius minds of caps_thekillers.
"DID YOU SEE THE GHEYS LAST NIGHT? JEZUS CRASS WHAT WAS BFLO WEARING?"
by TANNERZ F December 06, 2008
 
2.
1.A virus which makes men, women, children, and even some animals gay.
2.A virus which was originated when a band of gay gorrillas raped a human named Jota-P.
3. An air born virus that effects people and turns them gay
Lance: Hey, did you hear that JP caught the ghey

Mark: Oh no I will make sure to stay away from him.
by Jota P January 22, 2010