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A TV station for stay-at-home moms, aspiring chefs, and stoners. Also a favorite of broke college students.
Carla: I'm so hungry!

Marrissa: Maybe you should quit watching the Food Network then.
by funinthesun December 16, 2008
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a channel dedicated to food and cooking shows, but as proven by Randy Marsh on South Park the food network also doubles as a porn channel
ex.1

T.v.: "look at how the meat just falls off the bone"
Randy Marsh: aww fuck yeah thats hot *grabs blanket and proceeds to fap.

Ex.2
"I wasn't fapping to the food network
by forever a nerd January 07, 2011
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