The Fez

When one of your friends decides to peace out abruptly and unexpectedly, usually leaving you with the tab, without a ride, etc... they pull "The Fez."

Justin: "Hey dude, Moe said he's down to be our DD tonight!
Andy: "Hell yeah!"
HOURS LATER...
Justin: Shit I'm drunk, where's Moe???
Andy: He left because he said he had to be up at 4:30am for church, now we have to get a cab!
Justin: Damn! He just pulled "The Fez!"

by MichaelVMayhem March 18, 2013

The Fez

To scream at someone or yell at them in anger.

"I did the Fez to a lady in the grocery store for bumping into me with her cart"

by Suge White October 11, 2007

Fez

A cool hat.

It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.

by Red Fleming July 5, 2011

Fez

Term used by generally younger Ford Fiesta owners to make it sound really cool.

Got in my Fez and drove to a car meet.
What colour Fez you driving?
Is your Fez an ST?

by streety6 March 4, 2021

fez

A hat, u sually red in color worn by:

A. Shriners, the guys who helped handicapped kids, have a circus, and drive those little cars at parades.

B. A madman in a box...usually accompanied by a bowtie. Can alternate with a stetson.

1. The homecoming queen convertible hit that shriner in his little car..all that survived was his fez. :'(

2. The Doctor: Oh. Okay. I escaped then. Brilliant. Love it when I do that. Legs. Yes. Bow tie. Cool. {feels for his hat} I can buy a fez.

by BigBoy28 February 27, 2012

Fez

A foreigner of undistinguishable ethnicity. Usually, with a seemingly generic foreign accent and tan coloered skin. Based on the character from That 70's Show with a changed spelling acronym for foreign exchange student.

Habib-Fang is such a Fez! I have no idea where the hell he's from!

by Salmon November 20, 2003

fez

An acronym for "Foreign Exchange-Student"

Suvi from Finland is our most favorite FEZ in the world

by Lee "The Yellow Dart" Anthony April 28, 2003