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The Teen Choice Award 

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When a guy pulls out of a girl and unleashes a mighty deluge of semen upon her, drenching her thoroughly. The creamy beads cling to her nose and mouth, making her resemble a glazed doughnut. It's like getting "slimed" at the Teen Choice Awards.
"Hey, you know how I haven't had sex in like 4 months?

"Yeah, man"

"Well, last night I pulled outta my old lady and gave her The Teen Choice Award."

"Nice"
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CHOICE THE TAURUS. 

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He's a super star, I love marsean, im his biggest fan i want his big fat meaty dick in my asshole all the time. i wish he would nut all over me please. i pray every night for it. i listen to all his music. i LOVE quailman, i wish he would put his quail on me. show me what a MAN he is.

- Jennifer Casellini
MAN 1- omg is that CHOICE THE TAURUS.
MAN 2- YES IT IS, FUCK ME PLEASE
MAN 1- NO ME
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CHOICE THE TAURUS 

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Basically the best artist of the century(not a rapper). Gotta go green, on my knees, someone please. Loves staring at hot girls asses and jerking off is probably his favorite hobby. However he sucks at basketball and blames being ass on the fact that he jerked off beforehand. He also owes Mustafa 20 million dollars in the future when he becomes famous. He believes that sex can save any relationship and is the main reason for divorce. Although his beliefs may seem wacky sometimes, he could probably give the best sex and relationship advice. Has a new crush every week and is ALWAYS horny. His best work was probably Quailman which is sadly no longer available to the public and Mustafa and Shane own the last living copies. Wears sweaters all the time even in the summer because his drip is that important to him.
Is that guy wearing a full pink outfit with a sweater and trying to get with that girl? Bro that's Choice The Taurus he's just trying to get some pussy.
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the gentleman's choice 

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if something or someone is a little better than other options available, thus making it only fit for someone of similar quality, a true gentleman.
ah surrey, the gentleman's choice.
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Miley Cyrus TEen Choice Awards Performance of Party in the USA 

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A nasty # Minute Video of Screechy Sounds, Pole Dancing and Crying 2 Year olds.
OMFG My Son Just Saw the Miley Cyrus TEen Choice Awards Performance of Party in the USA. Then the next day I caught him wearing a bra over a vest and in my thong.
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the boy who had no choice 

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Kind of like the boy who lived (Harry Potter) just in a Draco Malfoy version. He is the boy who had no choice because he was often pressured by his father. It so sad that this hottie was mistreated...
Sue: Omg! The boy who had no choice is so hot!
Bridget: Ikr?! I would literally die for Malfoy aka the boy who had no choice!
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