The alternative student magazine of UCL Union, The Cheese Grater contains humour, satire, investigative pieces and the odd cartoon.
by Alex Ashman December 5, 2007
A "Cheese Grater" is someone of incredibly low inteligence. The term Cheese Grater comes from the belief that all inteligent people start with a base I.Q. Like cheese (you start with so much), and these imbeciles come along and shred every precious point from you; simmilarly to how one grates a cheese block.
Teacher: Melissa, explain to me the importance of Planck's Constant.
Melissa: What did you say? Are you talking to me? Cause, um like I'm in the middle of texting some important people , duh.
T: Melissa you stupid cheese grater, get out.
M: But I didn't do anything
Melissa: What did you say? Are you talking to me? Cause, um like I'm in the middle of texting some important people , duh.
T: Melissa you stupid cheese grater, get out.
M: But I didn't do anything
by LetMyThoughtsBeMine March 23, 2016
A cheese grater is a item used to grate cheese. Just don’t use it around furries especially with raccoon in the same sentence.
Me: I’m going to grate cheese with a cheese grater.
Normie: ok but why do I need to know that?
Furry: (war flashbacks)
Normie: ok but why do I need to know that?
Furry: (war flashbacks)
by Greemb March 25, 2021
When a girl is giving you a blowjob and she uses too much teeth (or any teeth) so you moan a little because of the pain and so she thinks she is doing a good job and keeps going! But you don't want here to stop, so you let her keep going and keep moaning and the vicious cycle continues!
by davy_boy May 27, 2007
by r3t1k0 February 24, 2021
A Mac Pro or Power Mac G5, so-called because the front of the computer has holes and a handle that make it look like a cheese grater.
by chonk cat January 18, 2013
by e dog April 29, 2004