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The Character Strengths Man 

The Character Strengths man is a nice bloke, however he is overly concerned with adapting all of the character strengths and learning dispositions possible. He knows lots of long words, so don't get into a conversation with him if you are planning on doing anything within the next hour. He also wears the same clothes all the time, but don't mention that to him. In short, he is nice but a bit strange.
"Why are you so late?"
"The character strengths man gave me a lecture on optimism."
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Coal the Character 

Our lord and savior from Monsters of Etheria (originating in the RP series from TheConfidentDiamond), if you praise him he will save you (and give you Irasper for mining coal)
"Coal and Coal the Character are very different things, so don't go mining Coal the Character." -Confident
Coal the Character by Tayoga March 6, 2024

Tits the Character 

A character whose sole reason for existing is to do nothing but shake their unreasonably large tits for the audience to gaze at because the show has no another way of retaining viewer intrigue - usually the writer(s) will try and create artificial depth and/or give them some fuckoff sad backstory to make them feel like a natural part of the setting(or smth idk) but that's always overshadowed by the impossibly massive mammaries they somehow carry on their chests
'bro look at the size of her tits compared to the size of her contribution to the plot, she's defo a Tits the Character'

Figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen 

That.
#1: "Y'know, I figured out that figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen."

#2: "...What?"

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<.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel Jose RObles Apologizes For Brothering THe Detective comic's Character Called "'Poison'"and I, Angel Jose Robles Will Not Bother THe character again, It wont happen again, Robles Jose Angel, I<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel Jose RObles Apologizes For Brothering THe Detective comic's Character Called "'Poison'"and I, Angel Jose Robles Will Not Bother THe character again, It wont happen again, Robles Jose Angel, I<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel Jose RObles Apologizes For Brothering THe Detective comic's Character Called "'Poison'"and I, Angel Jose Robles Will Not Bother THe character again<.7.9.7.6.> 

<.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel Jose RObles Apologizes For Brothering THe Detective comic's Character Called "'Poison'"and I, Angel Jose Robles Will Not Bother THe character again<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel Jose RObles Apologizes For Brothering THe Detective comic's Character Called "'Poison'"and I, Angel Jose Robles Will Not Bother THe character again<.7.9.7.6.>

the purple character

The purple character is charismatic and alluring, but most likely only interested in themselves. They're imaginative, powerful, cunning, probably sarcastic, and most likely a villain or somehow aligned with one. They're not motivated by power, like Reds, or by intimacy, like Blue. They're quite selfish really but hey at least they're hot.
Person one: i love the blue characters, like Percy Jackson!

Person two: i like the purple characters... like Katherine from TVD. The ones that would stab me for chewing too loudly, ya know?

Person one: seek help...