Top Definition
the act of wrapping sandpaper around your Penis and having sex with a woman
after i used the carpenter she was smooth as a pebble
by 07 Sr. Mens Swim November 06, 2007

1 cup of queer
2 cups of metro (this includes shopping at american eagle, gap, etc.)
1 tbsp denial
1 large ass dildo
2 of the gayest friends ever

and you get a Ross

"Stop acting like 'The Carpenter' and just come out already."
by Mal Mal August 17, 2006
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