The Calm Churchill

When she puts your dick in her mouth like a cigar whilst you put one in the pink and one in the stink, forming a V for victory with both of your fingers

*After watching a WW2 film or documentary involving Winston Churchill with your girl*

Male - "Hey babe, I'm feeling very patriotic"
Female - "Yes Babe, I took an feeling very patriotic but also very horny"
Male - "How about we try something new in the bedroom that will portray both of our emotions?"
Female - "Yes, how about we try out The Calm Churchill?"

The Calm Churchill by Nimrod972 March 22, 2026

On the calm

An extremely smooth way to say "for real" or "legit".

Wow, the guy ordered an appletini. He is type lame, on the calm.

On the calm by dangerousdairy January 7, 2012

I'm the calm 

Used by English speakers in the region of Balkan on the European continent. It expresses a response to "calm down" instruction.

Used by my friend TitanBlast / Antony1060 and probably by many other Balkan users.

Expressed in high frustration when someone gets called out for not being calm. Example: "I'M THE CALM!!!"

I'm the calm by TitanBlast April 27, 2021

calm the fuck down 

Some thing that about 98% of people should do.

Christina, calm the fuck down

calm the fuck down by mAGIK bUS June 13, 2005

calm the fuck down 

Used when someone is asking too many things at once.
It is used when you are trying to get the first task done and received many more in rapid succession.

Aqil: Make sure /etc/resolv.conf is up to date
Paul: On it
Aqil: Here's another task; reinstall the OS on the new servers
Paul: Will do
Aqil: Here's another task; upgrade the SAN
Paul: Ok CALM THE FUCK DOWN

calm the fuck down by apxcirrus September 12, 2013

calm the dick down 

Another interesting way to tell someone to calm down.

Tom: "I just got a new bike!"

Dave: "Tom calm the dick down for fuck sakes"

calm the dick down by kneegrow123 May 12, 2014

calm the ham 

adj. To calm down.

''Calm the ham man''

calm the ham by Brendan April 7, 2003