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A disease commonly found in spotted humans. Transmitted through butt rubs and weinis jiggling. Symptoms may include over salivation, random need to shove things up your butthole and copying the behaviors and actions of animals and trees
HOLY SHIT THAT KID HAS THE BUMPS! DONT TOUCH HIS WEINER
by Dr. Gobbler August 08, 2016

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A common problem with body piercings. When a piercing, especially a facial piercing, becomes infected it creates a swollen bump near the opening of the hole. This bump can sometimes become inflamed, turn red, fill with pus, or just be scar tissue.

It happens so often that by saying "the bump", it will be understood what you're talking about.

Causes:

insufficient cleaning of the piercing
changing the jewelery before it is healed
allergies to the metal of the jewelery
body rejecting the piercing
A: Man, I got the bump again on my nose.
B: Soak it in salt water, it'll be gone in no time.
by bleigiessen January 04, 2010

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1. non-medical term for the virus known as herpes simplex.
2. HSV1 or HSV2
1. She got the bumps.
by Gran Hota / M. Nice October 25, 2007

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a speed bump were anyone who is anyone smokes before/durring/after school at POB

a specified area where you have to walk realllllly fast
Have you ever been to the bump?
by the one and only becki August 09, 2009

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Fit fit fit fit
i certainatly would
by Misslestah May 23, 2004

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Alleged runner of certain websites, internet God and one sexy little fukker.Known to have at least 5 names on every website He goes to.
The Bump is a sexy little interweb God
by Interweb_God May 06, 2004

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