When you ass rumples, you know you have to poop.
Like you stomach grumbling, but it's your ass.
The overwhelming feeling that you have to poop, but the absolute inability to do so and the sounds that accompany it.
Like you stomach grumbling, but it's your ass.
The overwhelming feeling that you have to poop, but the absolute inability to do so and the sounds that accompany it.
by Drcolonbumbles November 9, 2011
by grlwholvd December 12, 2008
A wannabe high class Version of Tinder consisting of an unusually high percentage of "hot chicks". Which appears at first, satisfactory since the female must start conversation with the male (weeding out the guys at home who try to beat their friends "most masterbation in a day record"). Inevitably, it turns into another waste of time since there's about a 1/15 chance of ever meeting the girls. Girls which love to give out their numbers and text you pointless shit that you can hear from any high school hallway.
Bill: dude, how's that new bumble app?
Lance: Bill, I got like 5 numbers in a week and know 24 different girls favorite colors!
Bill: nice! You get any tail??
Lance: nah, ghosted buy 12, 6 ended up being Trannys and the other 6 just keep texting me but never wanna meet up
Lance: Bill, I got like 5 numbers in a week and know 24 different girls favorite colors!
Bill: nice! You get any tail??
Lance: nah, ghosted buy 12, 6 ended up being Trannys and the other 6 just keep texting me but never wanna meet up
by Joe Balls April 18, 2016
Physical mumbling. Bumping into objects, which include (but are not limited to): walls, doors, chairs, or cars. Often, one who is considered to be bumbling does not know what they are doing or where they are going.
by njimse November 7, 2006
by Lil Coconut September 3, 2020
Like Tinder but better. Largely filled with white people, like Chad, Brad, Jad, and Tad.
Most are some sort of CEO, co founder or entrepreneur and the rest are finance bros. Everyone is a “world traveler,” after visiting a mind blowing 10 countries!
Less weirdos than Tinder but more douches in exchange.
Most are some sort of CEO, co founder or entrepreneur and the rest are finance bros. Everyone is a “world traveler,” after visiting a mind blowing 10 countries!
Less weirdos than Tinder but more douches in exchange.
Claire: I’m going on a Bumble date tonight with a tech entrepreneur. So excited.
Lea: But is it a company of 1 employee/himself? Maybe I should update mine to “Founder of Self”
Lea: But is it a company of 1 employee/himself? Maybe I should update mine to “Founder of Self”
by TooBusyNexting November 22, 2018
by Cal_gyd June 14, 2006