Undisputedly the BEST, most AMAZING band ever. Appreciated, loved, an adored by all of those who truly understand what real music is. Sadly, some of those faggy new-age kids think they're "Gay", or "puss-tastic". These kids should either be A: Beaten over the head with the crappy albums they listen to, til they lie on the ground bleading, B: Be forced to listen to The Beatles until they have a musical epiphany and realize the glory of this band, or, if all else fails, C: die in a hole.

Long arguments can be held at lunch tables or cocktail parties or the workplace, or wherever you spend your time, said arguments being held with said faggy punks.

They wrote some of my favorite songs, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, Revolution, Let It Be, Hey Jude, Lucy In the Sky With Diamonds, What You're Doing, and Blackbird.
Argument with me and my friends at lunch table:

Me: Dude, I just bought another Beatles album that I didn't have, I'm so siked!

Intelligent Music Loving Friend: Dude, that's awesome! That band rocks!!!

Un-named faggot #1: God, you guys are such pussies!! I can't beleive you don't listen to ear-drum-ripping, head pounding, I'm gonna go kill mself music!

Un-named fag #2: Yeah, or (c)rap music!! The Beatles are for gay guys!!

Me and my music loving friend: *pull out shotgun, load with a couple orunds of common sense, fire at un-named fags til they lie on the ground bleeding, stupidity drainging from the bullet holes scattered across their bodies. walk away, laughing.*
by the mad sporker March 08, 2008
The beatles are one of the most influential bands in the world. The band consists of 4 members, john lennon, paul mccartney, ringo starr and george harrison.
"I just bought The beatles' sgt peppers lonely hearts club band. it's pretty sick!"
by Jasd543 April 10, 2015
A band I find to be one of the best bands in history. I understand why some may not like them, especially those who like metal.

Comprised of John Lennon, Ringo Starr, George Harrison, and Paul McCartney, this band took rock and pop to a whole new level in the 60's, 70's and 80's. They're one of the most known names in music.
RIP John Lennon and George Harrison, the memory of the Beatles will never be the same without you
by Not_My_Real_Name July 03, 2012
Culturally important, musically decent band with a shit fanbase full of uninformed ignorant twats and philistines who spend their time comparing their work to Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga. Social phenomena mistaken for genius. The marketing was genius, that's about it.
Beatles fan: "Omg The Beatles are the best band ever if you don't think that you don't know anything about music!"

Normal guy: "Well I don't think they're the best band ever, but I do enjoy some of their work."

*beatles fanboy rages just because of a different opinion*

Beatles fan: "omgz u don't kno anyting about music lolz i bet u lissen 2 justin bieber lolz i was born in da wrong generation tumbs up if u agree :DDD lel rap is crap lel rap retards attemptin poetry so funneh lel I is so cleverr Helter skelter first metal song because dats what the media told me and i just copy wat dey say XDDD*
by TheBeatlesNumber1fan May 15, 2012
The Beatles are one of the most influential bands in the history of popular music. Their melodies bring people happiness, as do the hearts of the four young men the band consisted of. They swept an entire generation off their feet and their presence continues to be felt. Not much else needs to be said that hasn't already been said.

If you're not a Beatles fan (and hardcore about it), don't treat them like they're something evil, because they aren't. The music is separate from the actions of the band. Sometimes they did wrong and stupid things, but so does everybody else in the world. Most of their songs were harmless and about good things. Just see the music as something that's not for you and don't spoil other people's joy by throwing a fit over how much you dislike the Beatles.

Now, a critique for mega-Beatles fans. Never make the coked-up assumption that kids who listen to modern music are completely against the Beatles and other influential artists. I will admit to liking dozens of modern artists usually bashed by oldies/classic rock-purists, but I still think all of the influential musicians of the past are at the top. I have a lot of friends who appreciate classic music even if it may not be their preferred style.
Random Person: Man, the Beatles suck, they're dirty hippies with cheesy music that doesn't mean anything, how can people listen to that...
Me: Cool story bro *turns iPod onto 'Hey Jude' to drown out the ranting*
by Observant Music Fan October 12, 2011
My favorite band. It doesn't have to be yours, but it's mine.
When I listen to them, I feel my mind clear. They're respected by many for a reason though. The harmonies are brilliant, sometimes similar to the Beach Boys (who are also awesome).
Some people think they're over-rated, and that people only like them because they're told it's good. I liked the Beatles songs before I knew the name of the band.

I love them.
I like the Beatles - I never said you had to, but don't knock it until you try it.
by Cherrah October 02, 2011
The beatles or (Sgt Peppers lonly Hearts) are one of the the best 'rock and roll' bands in the world. The Revolutionised rock today.
From the Beatles to Wolf Mother thier is alot of diffrence in the rock music we play today then we did in the 60's, 70's and 80's
by Nick Hogg January 07, 2007
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