OK, The Beatles kick some serious ass. I'm gonna use a quote from the ultra Styrocen here:
"The most over-rated band on Earth. Seen as kinda cute by chicks in the 60's b/c they wore matching clothes. But the media blew it all out of proportion. Now, the new generation is raised, blindly beleiving that the Beatles changed history, because it was beaten into them."
Hahahahaha, this comming from the kid who likes Linkin Park. Oh look at me, I'm the guitarist from Linkin Park, I can play two chords and call it a song! And I don't know how to solo, thus I should just ram this guitar up my ass to make the world a better place. And yeah yo, we need two singers, wait we need a singer and an "emcee" yo. See, that craptastic emcee in Linkin Park is a waste of space. I could go on, but this is a definition of the Beatles.
The Beatles kick ass. It's funny to think how we listen to Yellow Submarine in kindergarten, when in reality all four of the Beatles we're high as shit when they wrote it. But that's ok, because unlike now, drugs wern't used to be cool, but to expand your mind (aka Jerry Garcia.) The best Beatles album is Abbey Road, with the White Album a close second. And I'm sure if you faggy "nu metal" kids would think the Beatles were more hardcore if you saw the original cover of the White Album.
Anyways, no band of today can stand up to the Beatles. Not your carppy emo bands who sing on their acoustic guitars about who their girlfriends left them, or those shit eating "rap rock" bands who try to be original and mix crappy rock with crappy rap!
In conclusion, Styrocen, don't speak ill of the Beatles again until you listen to their music and/or realize what real music is.
nu metal faggot: Man, I hate the Beatles cuz they don't scream or play anything hard and don't worship the dark lord Satan or eat babies.

me: Yes, you need to listen to Helter Skelter, cuz that song kicks ass.

at this point I begin beating up the faggy nu metal kids until they realize they have wasted their life listening to bad music.
by James February 24, 2004
To the stupid Linkin Park fan: If you told Linkin Park they were better than the Beatles, they'd probably kick your ass themselves. Idiot.
-The Beatles suck, I listen prefer the screeching sound of Linkin Park!
by tintle January 15, 2005
Gods of all music. Liked by anyone who appreciates ACTUAL music, like The Doors, The Who, or Bright Eyes. Thought adorable by everyone everywhere.

Many evil people who think shitty bands like Dashboard Confessional or -twitch- Linkin Park are wonderful seriously need to listen to Helter Skelter. Or Revolution 9.

The Beatles are bigger than sliced bread and will always be. They are referenced everywhere, and shall always be reknowned.
Dude 1: I love John Lennon!
Dude 2: I love Paul McCartney!
Dude 1: But you know John is better, right?
Dude 2: Actually, I --
Dude 3: -cough- Georgeisbetter. -cough-
Dude 1: John is better.
Dude 4: -listening to Yellowcard- BEATLES SUCK! BOO! BEATLES --

The rest of this small play was shredded by the FCC for excessive violence as Dudes 1, 2, and 3 gave up finding which Beatle was better and killed Dude 4. And then someone came along liking Ringo better and it all began again.
by V.S. Eliot March 12, 2005
To the guy who said this: "A band who is really really over rated. Some songs are okay, but they're not that great. I'm tired of people telling me how influential they were. and I am not one of those linkin park fans either. I hate linkin park and modern rock, rap, hip hop, and other really bad music. I love Lynyrd Skynyrd, Led Zeppelin, Boston, AC/DC, BTO, Foreigner, etc, but the Beatles are over rated."...ok buddy most of the bands you listed there wouldnt be nearly as damn good as they are if they hadnt been infuenced by the beatles...
beatles kick ass forever
by Mr. Ed March 02, 2005
To phrase the spectafferous SOUND that was emitted from this immortal band into a few meekly english words is a complete impossibility.
They have given the human race a musical energy that is freakin unbeatable.
Amen to music, and peace and love!
The beatles are worthy of every smidgeon of their praise
by pahm August 07, 2006
The best band. Ever. Revolutionaries in the music world. If it weren't for them, we'd still be listening to Bach on the radio. They've influenced every genre of music that I can think of in some way or another (even hip-hop!)
The Beatles are the shit!
by ApathyOhMe May 22, 2005
The only band that could bring you both Tomorrow Never Knows and Octopus's Garden, Helter Skelter and Please Please Me, Day Tripper and I Want to Hold Your Hand.

You can rock out to Paperback Writer and sing along with Yellow Submarine.

You don't have to like The Beatles, but if you think they're not a good group, then you must have issues.
Please please me like I please you.

He's a real nowhere man, sitting in his nowhere land, making all his nowhere plans for nobody.

Turn off your mind, relax, and float down stream.

I'm back in the USSR!

Come together, right now, over me.

And in the end, the love you make, is equal to the love you make.
by Jon March 17, 2005
The best band ever. John, Paul, George, and Ringo(His real name is Richard) have created masterpieces such as "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band", "Yellow Submarine", "When I'm Sixty-four", and many others. Often described as "old", and "out-of-style" by much of today's (excruciatingly ignorant) youth, but seriously, who wants to listen to the kind of bullcrap that they consider to be "cool"? Examples are as follows: NStink, Shitney Spears and the Fagstreet Boys. The Beatles were excellent. Praise them. PRAISE THEM, I SAY!
Elvis Presly created rock. The Beatles taught it how it should be.
by Lieutenant Tarpit August 10, 2004
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