When two friends of opposite sexes are simply friends and not fuck buddies or whatever people fantasize about in their twisted heads.
by the10% October 23, 2012
One must be ten percent smarter than the object/task one is attempting to use/accomplish.
For instance, pushing a pull door or failing at some other seemingly simple task.
For instance, pushing a pull door or failing at some other seemingly simple task.
Friend 1: Did I hear correctly that your girlfriend got locked in her own car?
Friend 2: Yeah. 10% rule, dude.
Friend 2: Yeah. 10% rule, dude.
by PeteWine February 9, 2009
When a seemingly incompatible couple is married quickly, then subsequently announce that they are 14 weeks pregnant only 10 weeks after the wedding night.
by Nicholas Cage I March 22, 2021
The rule to limit the number of curse words and insults you can use while playing a video game, such as Halo 3.
5 curse words to 10 insults or 5c=10i. So 2c=i.
This means if in one game of somthing you insult somone 10 times you can no longer insult or curse at them. Exception: If you use a combonation of insults and curses and it is 2 curses and 5 insults AND you are winning the game then TWO additional insults or ONE additional curse may be used, this is referred to as the PWNAGE exeption.
5 curse words to 10 insults or 5c=10i. So 2c=i.
This means if in one game of somthing you insult somone 10 times you can no longer insult or curse at them. Exception: If you use a combonation of insults and curses and it is 2 curses and 5 insults AND you are winning the game then TWO additional insults or ONE additional curse may be used, this is referred to as the PWNAGE exeption.
1.
Guy 1: And your mom is a...
Guy 2: STOP! You already cursed 3 times and insulted people 4 times! Don't break the 5 to 10 rule!
2.
Guy 1: You Ba...
Guy 2:NO! You alredy cursed 2 times and insulted people 5 times! Don't break the 5 to 10 rule!
Guy 1: But I am winning, so I can curse again due to the PWNAGE exeption.
Guy 1: And your mom is a...
Guy 2: STOP! You already cursed 3 times and insulted people 4 times! Don't break the 5 to 10 rule!
2.
Guy 1: You Ba...
Guy 2:NO! You alredy cursed 2 times and insulted people 5 times! Don't break the 5 to 10 rule!
Guy 1: But I am winning, so I can curse again due to the PWNAGE exeption.
by NOBOYMBOYDBOYSCNNB November 15, 2007
A set of guidelines that applies to those who which to be found within the Goldilocks Zone of Acceptable Asshold'em.
1. Consider whether or not your assholish response is inflicted on someone that deserves it.
2. Treat customer service people well, but not TOO well.
3. Do not be an asshole to your significant other.
4. Be clear to people that you are to spend a prolonged amount of time with that you are an asshole.
5. If around men, pretend that your asshole comment is just a joke. If around women, reserve all assholish behaviors to an absent mutual acquaintance.
6. When applying an assholish generalization of a specific group (see rule #5 for an example), be sure to create plausible deniability by saying “not all” followed by the targets of ridicule.
7. Select certain opinions of your opponent as amusing, but not worthy of an actual response.
8. Be interchangeably and inconsistently nice to people you are often an asshole too.
9. Don’t be an asshole to someone you see as beneath you in the social hierarchy, such as the homeless, children or developmentally challenged.
10. Do not be afraid to break rules #1-9 every now and again.
1. Consider whether or not your assholish response is inflicted on someone that deserves it.
2. Treat customer service people well, but not TOO well.
3. Do not be an asshole to your significant other.
4. Be clear to people that you are to spend a prolonged amount of time with that you are an asshole.
5. If around men, pretend that your asshole comment is just a joke. If around women, reserve all assholish behaviors to an absent mutual acquaintance.
6. When applying an assholish generalization of a specific group (see rule #5 for an example), be sure to create plausible deniability by saying “not all” followed by the targets of ridicule.
7. Select certain opinions of your opponent as amusing, but not worthy of an actual response.
8. Be interchangeably and inconsistently nice to people you are often an asshole too.
9. Don’t be an asshole to someone you see as beneath you in the social hierarchy, such as the homeless, children or developmentally challenged.
10. Do not be afraid to break rules #1-9 every now and again.
"It's great to be an asshole, but you don’t want to be a total asshole. There's a balance that must be struck. Assholes who are total assholes suffer too much backlash for their nature and are generally considered insufferable by all. Thus, you must learn to follow proper asshole decorum and fall under the Goldilocks Zone of Acceptable Asshold'em. You have accomplished this when people say things about you like 'he's funny, but he's an asshole', or 'I like Dave, but he's kind of an asshole.' That's the Goldilocks zone. You want people to compliment you, or express fondness for you, but then immediately feel the need to point out that you’re an asshole. So here are 10 rules to be a proper asshole with impeccable asshole decorum."
-- TJ "The Amazing Atheist" Kirk, "10 Rules Of Asshole Decorum"
-- TJ "The Amazing Atheist" Kirk, "10 Rules Of Asshole Decorum"
by The Logical Fallacy February 27, 2019
if something is .4 (4/10) gay, or less, it is NOT gay because you round .4 to 0.
if something is .5 (5/10) or more, it IS gay, because you round up to 1.
some things that are .5 gay or more:
kissing with tongue
eating ass (while both men are naked. if only one is naked, it is 4/10 gay)
completely nude anal (10/10 gay)
.4 gay and lower:
kissing with no tongue
ass slaps
unintentional dick on dick contact
ALL THINGS THAT ARE DEEMED GAY MAY BE SANCTIONED TO 0 ON THE GAYNESS SCALE BY SAYING, “no homo” AfTER THE GAY ACT
if something is .5 (5/10) or more, it IS gay, because you round up to 1.
some things that are .5 gay or more:
kissing with tongue
eating ass (while both men are naked. if only one is naked, it is 4/10 gay)
completely nude anal (10/10 gay)
.4 gay and lower:
kissing with no tongue
ass slaps
unintentional dick on dick contact
ALL THINGS THAT ARE DEEMED GAY MAY BE SANCTIONED TO 0 ON THE GAYNESS SCALE BY SAYING, “no homo” AfTER THE GAY ACT
boy 1: “i ate his ass, is that gay?”
boy 2: “were you both naked?”
1: “yes. why?”
2: “yeah it’s gay, it’s 7/10 gay so you round to 1”
1: “oh shit! i forgot about the 4/10 rule of homosexuality”
boy 2: “were you both naked?”
1: “yes. why?”
2: “yeah it’s gay, it’s 7/10 gay so you round to 1”
1: “oh shit! i forgot about the 4/10 rule of homosexuality”
by eatmyasshoe March 5, 2018
Person A: Where is my alcohol?
Person B: It's been past 10 hours, bitch, its mine now.
Person A: What?
Person B: 10 hour rule, bitch!
Person B: It's been past 10 hours, bitch, its mine now.
Person A: What?
Person B: 10 hour rule, bitch!
by yrral April 13, 2008