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An annoying phrase used by homophobes to pick at guys with long hair in the restroom. Usually results in the long-haired individual's silent oath to attack the next person who says it. Exactly why these people see fit to do such a thing is beyond this writer; perhaps it is because women at the clubs and parties these individuals inhabit tend to pay a little more attention to a man who has flowing well-kept blond hair in opposition to a 5'2" mongoloid who is trying to look like Mark Mcgrath and failing miserably. (Enter long-haired guy, stage left)
Spiked-up douchebag: Hark, young knave! The women's restroom is over there, thou faggot! Hur hur! (soliloquy) Long-haired guy: Mark me this night, O fates, for the next man that makes that lame joke is getting kneed in the junk! (exit Spiked-up douchebag as Long-haired guy begins to pee.) |
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