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1.A phrase said after you do something crazy or after your friend of friends fuck you over.
You get busted with weed on you.
The weed actually belongs to your dumbfuck friend Johnny.
You get time in prison.
What you say after you get busted and cover for Johnny:
"The things i do for my friends..."
by MrDinkleberry November 12, 2005

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