1) Another name for James Hetfield
, after he furiously yelled about it on Lou Reed
and Metallica's "The View", from the album Lulu
2) An object on which you put things, and is usually eaten off, when sat at with chair
I am the root
I am the progress
I'm the aggressor
I am the tablet
These ten stories
The largest and most mysterious high-school social organization in Houston. Antics include anti-cotillion and -homecoming parties, polygamy, cooking competitions, tiara rape, and star wars spoof videos. Descended from 'the blob' and root group of the 'Neo-Table.'
Complete strangers brought together through fate, corruption, and sparkles.
"The table = girls who enjoy shoving crap in my hair and correcting my grammar." - Winston Knapp
Marcus (I) am the husband of ALL table members. No ifs, ands, or buts about it. If you're part of the table, you're part of my harem. - Marcus Barnett, 'Basic Fundamental Principles of the Table'
The coolest place ever, forever documented at www.thetable.tk
"In other news, corporate giant thetable inc. recently acquired Microsoft, making this their third major business takeover this month."