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1.
A mentally handicapped Midget, that deficates in little children's stockings on Christmas eve.
little timmy- mommy there is poo poo in my stocking
mother- oh fuck the stool elf got in the house.

wife- hey bob what is that hideous midget doing?
Bob- oh dont worry thats just the stool elf
by Fillet-o-fetus April 04, 2010