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The smallest person of them all, unable to be broken down any further into constituent parts. Fits into any pocket, can travel miles by hitching a ride on passing fluff. Normally engages in homicidal activities to uphold the legitimacy of the title The Small.
i am the small
no i am you great oaf, surely you shall die by my hand
by The muther tall November 11, 2010