The most wanted criminal in North Carolina. His primary weapons are skittles and is charged with 26 skittle-related incidents. He was recently caught after doing a drive-by skittle attack on a helpless lady who will be disabled for the rest of her life. He was imprisoned in a supermax prison where he escaped using only a skittle wrapper. He was last seen in Cary armed with a packet of skittles. His catchphrase is "Experience the Rainbow!"
John: I was walking my dog in my neighborhood when I was suddenly pelted with dozens of skittles and hear someone yell "Experience the Rainbow!" I was attacked by the skittler
by Dirymexican80 December 16, 2010