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A moment where you and another guy are taking a crap inside a public restroom alone. You can hear the other person's shit break the surface of the water with a "plink" noise, or you hear them detonate a diarrhea with a "Ah...." with a fart that sounds like a machine gun at the end. You crack up loudly enough that the other person can hear you, and there is yet a second awkward silence.
I had the shit moment yesterday, I hope I don't laugh next time.
by Soldaty December 10, 2011

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