A person who, without any hesitation will openly eat leftovers or others food, even if others need or desire it. They are known to often take advantage of the five second rule.
"Hey! Joe ate the whole tub of spicy salsa dip, now there's nothing to dip the Doritos in, what a turd burgler."
An Oreo that has made contact with the floor and exceeded the "five-second rule."
Guy1: Hey, I just dropped a bunch of Oreo's on the floor-
Guy2: -And you assume I will simply eat these flooreo's, is that it?
Guy1: ...Well...will you?
Guy2: ...Hell yeah.
When you've dropped some food or sweets on the floor and you still want to eat it. Blowing off lint and stating 'Gods food' makes it safe to eat. Similar to five second rule.
Ah, I've dropped my hotdog.
*Picks it up and blows off invisabugs and lint*
noun: one who suffers from spermatophobia, or a person who obsesses about avoiding contact with germs.
Harry is such a germophobe. He's stuck in the bathroom again until someone opens the door for him.
Poor Sally, she's a germophobe. Her hands are raw red from washing them so much. Why did she take that job at the free clinic?
The common courtesy of waiting roughly 5 minutes for a friend to respond after commenting on or "liking" a status on Facebook. If the friend doesn't respond within this grace period, one can assume they're offline or simply disinterested in your post.
Mom: "Katrina, it's 3:30am! Get off the damn computer and get some sleep."
Katrina: "Give me a second, I'm waiting for Jessica to write on my wall. I "liked" her status 4 minutes ago. I gotta wait for the 5-minute Rule."
Mom: "You don't have any friends...so stop pretending! And switch the damn laundry before you go to bed."
A nutrient that can only be added to food when it is dropped on the floor.
Floortine would be added if someone dropped a piece of steak on the ground and picked it back up and put it on the grill instead of throwing it away.
1: The act of any facility serving tatertots running out of tatertots at any time during regualar business hours.
2: Elitist remarks made by indivudals based on their tatertot gustation perference.
3: Dropping a tatertot on the floor and failing to recover within the five second parameter.
1: Sonic: May I take your order?
Shawn: Yeah gimmie some tots!
Sonic: I'm sorry we're out of tots.
2: Daisy: ummmm this ketchup is perfect on my tots
Stoney: These tots don't need ketchup. What an amature
3: Crash: Tot down! Tot down!
Pappy: Save it 5 second rule.
Crash: I can't find it!?!
Crash: Crap! We lost him!