This behavior contrasts that of their uncloseted, high SES brethren who are only shamed by secret yearnings to wear a cardigan and their inability to travel comfortably in a domestic vehicle. These high SES anglers troll the waters of art gallery openings and liberal fundraising events with strict size/bag limits, though self-tanning fume intoxication and association with bands whose names end with “!” have been documented as factors contributing to intermittent quality plunges in partner choice.
L: "Is he in denial concerning his sexual identity?"
H: "Naw, he just made the transition from the down low to the down lowest."
L: "With that car, you should counsel him on the dangers of rear-end collisions."
H: "You're so concrete."