According to smart people, time is money.
Therefore: 2time = Cake
According to other smart people, time goes on forever.
This indicating: time = infinity
Therefore: 2infinity = Cake
Because no person has achieved infinity, let alone 2infinity. The Cake is not possible.
The Cake is a lie!
guy 2-"the cake is a lie! i proved it!"
*she turns around to reveal a hideous face*
Mark: *wince* The cake is a lie!
"OMG DUDE WTF"
"The cake is a lie"