C shifter: "Well, we were coming down the hill from a call & the brakes started smoking. When we came to a stop, I engaged the spring brakes. They never released. Oh, I guess you're suppose to down shift to a lower gear, too, when you're descending a hill. You ever heard of that before?"
A shifter: "What? Fuck me."
C shifter: "Oh, we were super busy, too, so we didn't wash the rig & you need to get fuel."
A shifter: "Dude, there's a fuel tank at the side of the station......was it that difficult to pull in after the last call & get fuel."
C shifter: "I was hungry & I wanted to eat. I didn't want the truckers to get the last of the pancakes."
A shifter: "You're such a fuck ass. Fuck, I hate the c shift."