1: You have a microscopic penis.
2: You think everybody loves you when no one actualy does.
3: Your a complete douchebag to everyone and expect them to still be your friend.
4: You over react to the smallest things.
5: You think your the best person at everything.
Tom: NO I FUCKING DONT GOD YOUR SUCH AN ASS HOLE!!!!!!!!! IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU AND YOUR MOM HAS A DICK!!!!!!
Tom: Hey wanna come over?