When you're recieving oral sex, you deposit your load in the girls eyes, causing her to walk around with her arms out scrambling for a towel, looking like a zombie.
Last night was great, I gave Lisa a zombie, and she ran into a wall.
as you are finishing during oral, cum in her eyes. quickly follow with a swift karate chop to the throat. she'll chase you blind with her arms out like a zombie moaning
: So Zach did she feel you last night?
: No, we didn't fuck cuz i gave her the zombie and she was fuckng pissed!
A variation of the houdini, before ejaculation you pull out and then spit on the back of the woman (in doggy position) causing her to think that you have ejaculated and when she turns around you ejaculate in her eyes, push her off the bed, and then turn off the lights; causing her to walk around with arms infront as if a zombie.
dude last night was so great i gave anna the zombie, the only thing is that she's pissed at me now.
The arch-enemies of Mateus
, God of the Universe. Super-strong, super-deadly, and super-terrifying. Origin unknown. Although neither dead nor alive, they are capable of reproduction. They are attracted to love, happiness, and everything good, which is why Mateus
made Earth a very unhappy place. Earth "zombies" are descended from them but much less powerful.
Mateus: "WTF!?!? What is with people falling in love just to have sex? Did they miss the point of hookers? They're gonna attract The Zombies and I'm gonna have to fight them then I'm gonna get all pissy and send a meteor planetside. Dang, all this talk of killing has got me horny. Let's go find a hooker and have a threesome, eh?"