When your roommate leaves for a weekend, and while he's gone your friend gets so fucked up that he loses control of his bowels. Subsequently, he has projectile diarrhea all over the room. You then leave your roommate with the shit shack all to his/her self.
Yo, so my girlfriend was hella drunk last night, and I finally got to ass fuck her. It was all swell till in the middle of one intense thrust she had me pull out and pooped all over her new carpet. Weak! Luckily she pulled The Wachob and moved out, leaving her roommate to live with the stench.