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For guys, don't ejaculate for about a week. Then when a girl gives you head, makes sures shes gonna swallow. Right after you bust, and as shes swallowing, do something really funny to make her laugh, allowing the semen to come out of her nose. Named after inventor Mike Vitarelli
this weekend im gonna give your grandmother a vit.
by Johnny Black January 30, 2004

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