To pretend to be a vampire just to fuck fat chicks who are in love with fictional characters.
I hit a dry spell, so I pulled the Twilight. I fucked like 800 lbs of women. Those 3 girls really thought I was a vampire.
When you are giving it to a woman doggystyle, then you turn her around, ejaculate on her face, and immediately follow it up with a handful of glitter to the face, then turn the lights on and see her sparkle.
I totally gave Kelly "The Twilight" last night, she's still picking glitter out of her hair.