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To pretend to be a vampire just to fuck fat chicks who are in love with fictional characters. I hit a dry spell, so I pulled the Twilight. I fucked like 800 lbs of women. Those 3 girls really thought I was a vampire.
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| 1. | The Twilight | ||
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When you are giving it to a woman doggystyle, then you turn her around, ejaculate on her face, and immediately follow it up with a handful of glitter to the face, then turn the lights on and see her sparkle. I totally gave Kelly "The Twilight" last night, she's still picking glitter out of her hair.
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