While having sex with your lady, remove your penis from her vagina so that you can carry out your plan. Turning your back to her, you will hit her with some explosive diarrhea, attempting to cover her completely. Then, before she has time to react, hit her with a feather pilllow, that you had previously cut a hole into. Once the pillow hits her body, the feathers will escape from the hole in the pillow, sticking to the diarrhea, and turning your girl into The Toledo Mud Hen.
While having sex, I diarrhea'd on my girl last night, then hit her with my feather pillow. Feathers popped from the pillow covering her from head to toe. She became the toledo mud hen.
by Emily or Elise January 03, 2012