A major ass stomping storm thats said to be due in the year 2006, prophesied by the Insane Clown Posse
in their 2005 album The Calm
. Apparently this storm is supposed to rip all the non-believers a new asshole with lightning that sets fire to water, flaming tornadoes, thunder loud enough to shatter brick walls, and all other manner of apocalyptic phenomenon.
Better watch the crop circles, cause the Tempest is gonna be one badass bitch.