|1.||The Straight Up Club|
Members of the Straight Up Club embrace total partying most weekends. However, they do NOT partake in sexual antics of any kind or manage to pull a member of the opposite or same sex - this is not out of choice or for want of trying.
In short; going out and having a banging weekend, without any banging.
Opposing members join The DodgyClub
Dodgy Mate 'Did u have a good weekend'?
Wannabe Dodgy Mate 'Yeah, kicking, but still not dodgy'
Dodgy mate 'Straight Up'?
Wannabe Dodgy mate 'Yeah, still in the Straight Up Club'