The Stockley is a horrible act to commit. It is when you force your best friend into a corner, and perform sexual intercourse on his ex. To keep your friend busy, give him a laptop and tell him to play some music so he will not hear the noises. Be aware that this may cause your best friend to be mentally scared for life. But its totally worth it. Trust me.
K.c got The Stockley.
by Shnoobzors June 24, 2011