Guy: Alright baby... "THIS.. IS.. SPARTAAAAAAA!!!"
Simultaneously he stomps the wide-eye surprised female square between her breasts while releasing his load raining over the her as he roars THIS IS SPARTA!
Citizen: There is an unconscious woman here who has received repeated blows in the chest and is sprinkled in vanilla icing?!
911 Dispatcher: Sounds like she just received The Spartan. Follow up with some Asian Goggles then a Clevland Steamer and she should come around.