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This is when you make a conscience decision to use Heinz ketchup as a lubricant and masterbate. You then ejaculate in your own hand and eat it. Your mother's premenstrual fluids can be substituted for Heinz ketchup.
After Malkin got that bullshit goal to win the game ... He instantly went to the locker room and gave himself the sindey crosby!
by Bokschau April 18, 2009