Background: Danish, Swedish, German, Irish
This bitch will fully own you if you act awry.
Long Dong Kong
The Tall Hot Blonde
Loyal to the end, if you cross her...you better watch your back, she'll rampage
Happy to be:
Your body guard
Your most loyal of deciples
1. Vanilla Rum in Las Vegas, NV
2. Multiple Screwdrivers in Las Vegas, NV
3. "Kelli's Jungle Punch" in Ventura, CA
4. Braaaaaandizzle's "What the fuck happened last night" drink and smokefest in Oak View, California
Few can control her, with the exception of Negro Police on bicycles and Nutella Salesmen (Not to mention her old-bald-guy fetish king, The Bruce.)
Has been known (at times) to have construction workers incarcerated at her leisure.
Often found near the "Straight Neeg" Nathalie (Follow the scent of Marijuana)
You'd hit it. Oh yes, You'd Hit It.