1 - noun; possibly the most boring device in human existance, tedious and confusing. Will create statements such as "yes, yes, disgruntled goat" and "this ... is the law!"
2 - noun; similar to Satan ... if he were a monotoned transexual.
1 - "Damn Lacey! That paint is about as exciting as The Sellars!"
2 - Speaks for itself: similar to satan ... if he were a monotoned transexual.