The Scholar

A female student who does a term paper on masturbation and does more research then actual writing. With Two in the Pink and a pen full of ink waiting for the muse to write.

Guy#1: So this student got the record for Masturbation while doing a paper on the topic of Masturbation. Wonder what if he got stumped would this be a case of Writer's cock?

Guy#2: Awesome...I believe it would. But what if it was a girl. :)

Guy#1: Then it would be 2 in the pink and a pen full of Ink
and I shall I shall dub it.... "The Scholar" Hence, Use the Scholar make her Hollar.

Guy#2: Dude, that's Shakepearean.

Guy#1: I'm a Filthy Genius.

by Filthy Genius September 20, 2011

Scholar

Used when a black person commits a crime

This just in: a gunfight just erupted between scholars at a gas station.

by internetdictionary101 April 26, 2023

Scholared

One who has obtained the right to study (through financial aid, merit, status ..etc.) under the privileges of a scholarship. Word usually used in past-tense, however, can be used in reference to future occurences (example below;)

Jenny was scholared into NYU, how crazy is that?!

Matt, do you think you'll be scholared into Harvard...I mean, what are the chances of that?

by LilKiddo22 June 18, 2011

scholar

to excel in schoolwork to the point of making one cool at some level; similar to baller

Derrick just scored again with the ladies...what a baller.
Leroy just got an A on his calculus test...dude, he's such a scholar.

scholin!

by Lauren and Nicole June 23, 2007

scholar

A traditional age college student who excels in academia but has no practical, real world skills.

Don't you know how to remove your heater core?

Sarah, I'm a scholar.

by DesPERRYado February 13, 2005

scholar

People who are amazingly intelligent, tricky, hilarious, random, and lovable, in most cases they wield a wide variety of characteristic traits and personalities, and are willing to PROcrastinate when the time calls; they are truly the scholars of the 21st century. The term "scholar" can also be referred to "genius" or in some extremely rare cases, "Ze Bus" or "el jefe".

Yup, he/she is a scholar, and you see the scholar rollin' n others hatin', so you try to be like a scholar.

by FruitSaladYummyYummy February 13, 2011

scholar

Usually aimed at customers or clients, as a substitute for "wanker". Depending on the extent of the scholars stupidity, it could also be defined as "monumental wanker who should go fuck oneself with a rusty spoon"

"You sir, are an absolute scholar!"

Customer: "Yeah you should do the work for free"
You: "No, you scholar"

by rhyano13 August 26, 2016