Those of us with better things to do who have had to endure the over-the-top exuberance, fake royal names, betting on trivialities such as who would cry first, and endless tittering chatter of Anglophiles, Royalists, Loyalists, Fashinazis, and other Wedding Groupies in the run-up to William and Kate’s Royal Wedding.
Royalist: Did you hear, they have Kate's mother at 8-to-5 to be the one who cried first.
Anglophile: Yeah, well my Royal name according to E! is Lord William Paul Puss-Puss-Boston-Post.
Wedding Groupie: I will be drinking mimosas and eating toad in the hole with my friends when it's on.
The Royally Screwéd: Didn't we fight a revolution like 225 years ago to avoid this crap?