When you cum on a woman's face, and afer she complains about it you exclaim "I AM NOT A CROOK!" Also known as the "Tricky Dick"
by ChristWhite December 08, 2008
When you pull your dick up your ass so it looks like a nose. draw eyes on your ass for extra realism
Dude, when you did The Richard Nixon to me yesterday I thought i was looking at a Time magazine from 1964.
by larry122 April 23, 2006
When you put the standard two fingers into a girl's vagina (or the ass for gay men) and make the peace sign for a scandalous surprise.
by Guantanamo Stars May 21, 2011