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When you pour sweet molasses all over your body and then roll around in a bed of coffee grounds and you look like a gorilla, then you whack off with your belly fat, then have sexual intercourse with a woman (or man) and make gorilla sounds and grunt.
Ben: "Hey Johnny, would you like to do 'The Rabid Gorilla' with me and Paula Jane?"

Johnny: "I already am!"
by mikeylyle February 20, 2007

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