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1.
A very serious issue when your butthole itches, and you can't scratch it (because you're in public, on a date, at a party, etc)
You: Matthew, what is wrong? Why are you standing in that corner?
Matthew: Man, I got 'The Problem' real bad!
by The Awesomenator August 04, 2005

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2.
what you say to freak your best friends bf out....if you are extremely jealous.
I'm sooooo jealous your dating Lisa, but you do know she's got the problem...
by LM!!! December 29, 2010