Not to be confused with any old pocket, the Poket is an inter-dimentional portal stored in the pants of the one and only god of pockets. The god of pockets owns the poket, which is a never ending assortment of unforseen horrors and annoyances.
- see also- Mayer of Water
The Poket is never filled.
by Jak, The Adviser and Detective of the God Of Pockets Feb 1, 2008 add a video
Play 'fickpingis', a Swedish word that means "to touch your scrotum (penis and/or testicles) through the pocket in your pants".
It's not very unusual to see Swedish politicians do this in public places or on TV. Of course, unaware that anyone would notice.
Fickpingis is observable by looking (voluntary or involuntary) at the groin of a person who moves his fingers, mostly up and downwards, which will cause a seemingly rhythmic movement from inside the pants.
The English translation would be 'Pocket tennis', from the word 'pingis' (table tennis).
-"Let's play the Swedish noble sport 'fickpingis'".
A response to a ridiculous almost unbelievable story or statement. It is usually the only response that makes sense in the situtation.
Larry: Man last night i got pulled over three times on the way home...
Mark: That's Pocket Ridic man...
the act of checking you are ready to go out and you have all the esesntials in your pocket or another safe area(wallet, gum, condom, cell phone, etc.)
Shit! I didn't take a pocket check before the party!
some little kid who is always in the front of the bus because no one likes him. and if you would notice he is the one that no one wants on their team the one that is always picked last, and he is always picking his nose because he has a fat ass booger in there and he wants to eat it.you know the one with the power ranger shirts at the age of 16
retard, or some lowlife 16 yera old who needs to get laid and or needs somefriends except the ones who play ugiho or pokemon or what ever the hell those games are. the little kids in the front of the bus those snotbubblers that try to pick there nose and pokemon and ugiho.
1.Shit is a brown or green substance that is usally passed out of the arse, but some people talk alot of shit.
2.There are some people who enjoy the taste of shit for example if you go to www.2girls1cup.com you will find out.
3.Shit a way of describing the way in which someone smells or the eroma which they give off.
4. Simple insult.
1.I just had the biggest shit.
2.OMG dude have you seen those two girls eating shit on the internet SICK.
3.GOD man have a shawor your smell like shit.
4.Eat shit and die you shitting shiter
When someone takes a crap either in there pants, on the ground, or anywhere else.