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9.
Stated simply as any sexual arousal for a male to the point of ejaculation.
He then ejaculates into the woman's eye upon which she covers her eye with her hand. Immediately following, the male punches her in the stomach. At this point with her hand over her eye she yells, "ARGHHHHHHH"
-Timeline of Events

Male: "Oh baby, Oh baby!"
Male: *Squirt*
Female: "My Eye!"
Male: *Punch*
Female: ARGHHHHHHHHH!!!
by Zachry Diehl March 14, 2005
 
1.
When you are getting a blow job, and you wait and ejaculate in her eye. After that you kick her in the leg so shes hobbling on one leg and has one had on her eye, proceed to fuck! She will be saying "ARGGGH!!!"
I gave my girlfriend "The Pirate" last night, and she still can't get the jiz out of her eye!
by Superman April 06, 2003
 
2.
when you are about to blow your load, take it out and shoot it in one of the girl's eyes. when she gets up to go rinse out her eye, kick her in the shin so she hobbles like a dirty blind pirate
dag yo, the bitch was hobblin around after a gave her the pirate
by preston sims September 30, 2005
 
3.
when you are riding a girl from behind, you take out your cock, spit on her back, cum in her eye and kick her in the shin. the result is she will say "aaaaarr"
here is the pirate:
"oh that's good"
*hoch* *ptoo*
"what the f..."
*splat*
*gasp*
*kick*
"aaaarrrr"
by Mark Mulholland July 27, 2006
 
4.
guy cums in your eye and you yell arghhhhh.
When a guy cums in your eye and you yell argh it's called the pirate.
by Finger bang February 09, 2014
 
5.
While a man and woman are having sex, the man kicks the woman in the shin and cums in her eye. Causing her to wear an eyepatch
Jenny why are you wearing an eyepatch? This guy I fucked last night tried out this weird sex position called the Pirate.
by Fara Kaner November 23, 2010
 
6.
when you blow a load in a chicks eye, then kick her in the shin. she then hops around on one leg with one eye open yelling aaarrrrrrgh!
that bitch is the pirate
by wopski March 18, 2008
 
7.
Driving home from the bar shitfaced and having to cover one eye to prevent seeing double.
Clyde McBride: "Bro I got shitfaced last night at the bar and had to do the pirate to get home!" Kill: "Dude you're a shitbag!"
by Kill2009whoopthatass January 30, 2009