|1.||The Patrick Vacuum|
When Man Number One (M#1) shits on Man Number Two's (M#2) testicles and Man Number Three (M#3) puts his mouth over M#2's shit-covered balls and then M#1 sucks on M#3's asshole hard enough to get the shit off of M#2's balls, through M#3's body, and into his own mouth.
Evan: Dude, your Dad used to ride the family dog? That's weirder than the Patrick Vacuum!
Kyle: No it's not.